i fart almost all day in my cubical at work. I don’t know why i am so gassy, I’m just happy its silent. I feel bad for the folks next to me, but I don’t know how to make it better. I fart too much to go to the restroom/leave the area every time.
I’m having one of the days where there is too much gas build-up in my guts and the farts by far the worst foul smelling one can unleash. It has to be the dinner buffet i had in the hotel yesterday, i mixed pretty good cocktails of dishes. It was the silence ones but very deadly. I’m in the office doing my work and was cautious to fart when no one was close by. Was doing this eluding act very well until out of no where my boss rush to my desk to ask me something the second after i farted. I try
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To that pathetic old fart sitting in the booth next to us at Denny’s: No one was looking for you or at you you self-absorbed piece of shit, the universe does not revolve around you decrepit bag of bones. We happened to be waiting for someone who was in the particular direction we were continually looking at and NOT AT YOU ASSHAT: someone we actually know and love and who was taking their eternal time in coming to meet our “starving” selves. Next time you open your stupid mouth, you better
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I’ve never met a bigger piece of shit in my whole shitty goddamn existence. You never understand how you’re wrong or what you did to make me hate you. You bitch and moan all the time for no fucking reason. Excuse me you fuck but Im 100% sure that your life isn’t as hard as you want everyone to think it is. I don’t fucking pity you, I spit at you. I spit at your pathetic attempt to be a man or a father. You’re the only person I’ve ever met that I cannot read.
There is literally nothing going
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