You are not Mexican. You are not Cajun. You are definitely not Indian. You are not anything but FAT. Being fat does not make you a part of any interesting ethnic group. If you think Cinco de Mayo is called Sincko del Myo or that Dia de Los Muertos is called Dias de la Muertes, you do not get to call yourself Mexican. As a Mexican, I’m appealed that you’d consider yourself one of us.
my boss hired this mexican chick, she’s not even that good looking. now he only pays attention to her. he gives her all his attention, and i’m just supposed to sit at my desk. if i go talk to him, he sends me back to my desk. when she goes and talks to him, it is long conversations, and discussions, and everything.
i mean, first she’s a mexican. second, she doesn’t even have any tits or anything. third, she’s so small that when he fucks her she can’t even come up to his shoulders. i bet he has
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It’s Cinco de Mayo. I went with my friends to a Mexican restaurant within walking distance to campus. Used my friend’s 21 id…worked like a charm. Forgot my gdi cousin works there who informed the wait staff that I wasn’t actually 21. WHAT A BITCH.
I’ve known some people from the Northeast come down to New Mexico and have mentioned they didn’t know it was a state and I’m ok with that because some people can be completely clueless, but I just found out today that the majority of the United States does not know that New Mexico is part of the United States! Seriously, wtf people! Just because it says Mexico does not mean its part of Mexico. Like just because New York says York doesn’t mean its part of England. No we don’t use pesos. No we’re
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I regret buying this house. Both neighbors on either side of me have barking dogs. The crapo neighbor directly across the street from me is a Mexican family that has to party every fucking weekend. From their garage. Their cheapo Wal-Mart speakers blast mariachi music while their giant bbq smoker sits in their driveway belching out smoke. They line up chairs facing the street and sit there…..why???? It’s not a busy street at all, there’s nothing to look at but the darkened houses across the
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So start out, I married the polar opposite of myself and have been married for 13 years. We have good times, bad times and alike. My wife is overall a great person, but doesn’t care about me. She doesn’t think about me or my needs and plays them off like they are meaningless. I too think I am a great person. I have made mistakes, (not folding the laundry like she likes) But always faithful, hard working great with the kids and willing to talk and listen. I bend over backwards to make her
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