My best friend has a boy friend and I am happy for her and all, but whenever I can skype her, she is always with her bf and they are making out and all I want to do is talk to her, not see her swapping spit with some kid I barely know.
How is it that my wife gets mad when I barely bother her while she is doing homework and I’m watching the kids, but when I’m doing homework, the kids are all over my ass to the point I can’t concentrate while she sits on her fucking laptop looking at Pintrest or Facebook or watching E! News or the Kardashians for the 14th fucking time. If I say anything - which I have - she gets an attitude because she’s tired or doesn’t feel good and I need to be more supportive….which is rich considering she
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There’s a girl who sits at my lunch table who barely eats lunch. She’s skinny, and she always says “Man, I really need to put meat on these bones, I mean look at me!”
I agree that she is probably underweight and needs to gain some. But she says it, like, every day.
And it makes me wonder if she’s insecure about it, so she makes fun of it, or if she’s drawing attention to it and bragging, passive aggressively, or somethin’ like that.
Me and you have been together for half a year but legitimately together for almost two months. It’s fading now and you show no interest at all. What’s the point of having a girlfriend you barely talk to or see? Yeah.. we do talk but it’s usually a couple bland uninterested text message or nothing at all. Why do you have a girlfriend when you have no time for one? We see each other at two week intervals which is ridiculous since we’re relatively close. Most of the time you tell me we’re going to
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