So, unless you live under a rock you know that Chance The Rapper dropped “Coloring Book” about a week and a half ago. With the album, he also released some merchandise. Shirts, hats, hoodies, etc. He also released posters. My mom bought me the $35 dollar shirt. I asked my dad to get me the $20 promo poster pack which came with TWENTY posters. $2 dollars each poster basically. If you Google “Chance 3 poster”, you’ll see what it looks like. I sent my dad a picture of it, and he thought it was
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Today was my friend’s birthday. He likes Pokemon, and one of his favorite Pokemon is Charizard. So, I bought him a Charizard EX box with some card packets and a giant foil Charizard EX card. I wrapped it up, and (since his favorite color combo is black and neon green) topped it off with a black and green duct tape bow. Since I sit with him everyday at lunch, I decided to give it to him then. He loved it, gave me huggles, then kept the bow (I kind of figured he would) and we went to lunch.
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I bought a bag of tootsie roll pops and discovered something strange. Yellow and brown wrappers covering banana flavored pops! Really banana???? Gross! Those will end up in my junk drawer for all eternity along with those nasty ass chocolate pops. why not make a bag of just cherry and orange!
I’m doing my best to live with you and keep the peace. I buy groceries and share them with you. I bought you a snack in town today. So why the hell do you have an attitude with me all the time? My husband and I actually pay rent to live here. We are paying our bills and buying groceries and trying to earn our way in this world. YOU? You sit on your fat, lazy ass under a roof that our MOTHER is paying for, watching Netflix on a wii that belongs to ME, on a TV that belongs to our MOTHER, eating
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We dated. We fell in love. I bought you a fucking car. You start pulling away. I try to keep our relationship together. You fuck another man behind my back. And now you get pissed at me because I want my car back? Stupid fucking brainless whore.