I’m having one of the days where there is too much gas build-up in my guts and the farts by far the worst foul smelling one can unleash. It has to be the dinner buffet i had in the hotel yesterday, i mixed pretty good cocktails of dishes. It was the silence ones but very deadly. I’m in the office doing my work and was cautious to fart when no one was close by. Was doing this eluding act very well until out of no where my boss rush to my desk to ask me something the second after i farted. I try
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Please just leave the @!&)% dishes, I’ll get them later. You’re going to break more %^))@ like last time I had to sweep up all the !*&))+ glass. What the hell is wrong with you? SLAM BAM CLANK CCRRRAASSSHH!!! Every #^&__ time you do the dishes it’s like a bull in a china shop. Why do you slam the drawer so &$_= hard over and over until it breaks!? I’m about 5 seconds away from coming in there and kicking your @zz!!!!!
Holy J.C.! Don’t get all argumentative when I ask you to wash your goddamn dishes. Don’t ask me to provide reasons as to why you should wash your dishes, how about they have been sitting there for 5 freaking days and they don’t even fit in the sink anymore?
And dude no more passive aggressive notes about moving your magnets, I’m sorry I don’t like the fridge looking like it broke out in a rash of Disney characters. You are fucking 26 years old! Grow the fuck up! If you don’t mend your ways
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