I’m a BOFH. I was born with a keyboard in my hand and a wrenching urge to abuse end users with ID-10T issues. Like a lot of my kind, we pick up other oft-related skills to augment our incomes to better have the resources to torment our victi– err… where was I?
I currently do a lot of freelance work as a web developer and designer.
Nothing sends my BOFH-Attack meter of the charts more than a client that willingly makes piss-poor user interface decisions after they’ve been ‘educated’ as to why
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Okay, so this is just a small little nitpick, but my roommate always lays his laptop on his chest when he’s doing just about anything related to it. Not at the nice college provided desk, not in his lap, but his chest as he lays in bed, falling in and out of sleep the entire fucking day as he browses Reddit or netflix. How lazy can you get? I mean, I’ve seen him do entire fucking reports like this, and not be nonplussed by it. At least try to look busy, damn! I suppose I’m more just upset by
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Honestly I don’t know what gave you the idea that I had to tell you when I went somewhere afterschool. I mean seriously. Your just my friend, your not related to me in any fucking way. You don’t have to watch over me, I can do it myself. In fact, I would prefer it if you let me do just that. Because honestly, your idea of watching over me just makes me want to strangle you. You tease me every day about things, and then when I turn around and am about to go have fun, you blow up and start
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