Fuck you, C****. You’re nothing but a horny boy who likes to fuck with my feelings. I knew I shouldn’t like you, and I tried not to, but you KEPT FORCING YOURSELF ON ME, even though my precious boyfriend is more of a man than you’ll ever be. You’re such a shallow prick, I hate you. Go back to fucking Hawaii and fuck your new whore of a girlfriend. Let’s see how long she lasts. I can’t believe I actually considered leaving him for you. I would be pregnant and heartbroken right now if I had.
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One of my BFF’s from high school is the most frustrating person ever. She always expects me to be at her beck and call to hang out, but when I’m busy at that moment or have plans for another day she gets all offended that I actually have a life too and then proceeds to sub-tweet “why do i even try anymore”. Like HELLO I’m not dumb you tweeted that the same time as you were texting me. Then when I ask if she’s free to hang out she gives me a FUCKING TIME SLOT. “I work until 4 and am busy in the
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I went on a three day long “date” with a completely unattractive wealthy man, prompted by my extremely shallow mother’s demands. I slept in a separate bedroom. He was a complete catastrophe of utter social awkwardness and patronizing comments. I was so irritated, I actually faked an email to myself saying that if I didn’t fly home immediately, I was in trouble with work. It was complete with Cc’s and FWD’s. I’m thanking heaven above that it actually worked. I have never felt so damn trapped in
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Ok I met this amazing guy online. We talked on the phone and I felt myself really falling for him. There was just one problem - I didn’t know what he looked like. So of course I made sure not to commit before we met. We met today and I am not physically attracted to him. We had an argument about this before and he called me shallow for counting physical beauty. Ok, let me just say I do not put ALL the emphasis on looks. Though I will not be seeing him again because he completely turns me off.
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