Assholes in High School

Posted 12th June 2015 210

I’m 15, just finished my freshman year of high school, thank God that shit’s over. I go to an all boys school, and there’s way ,way, way too many homework leeching motherfuckers in my class. I can’t stand that shit. These motherfuckers spend all night posting “tbhs” and “diss or fuck” bullshit on Instagram then setup camp at my fucking desk every class trying to get my work. Then they fail the class and blame the teacher. SMFH.

The only thing worse than the homework vultures swarming around my desk every day are the wiggers and fake thugs walking through the halls thinking they’re fucking superman with their shoulders propped up walking really slow talking to somebody all the way across the hall. If I stop for 10 seconds to talk to a teacher or talk to a friend who stopped at his locker these same cocksuckers push my ass out of the way and tell me that I walk to slow. Fuck off. Today, our last day of school, this homework fiend/hallway hulk wannabe/Mac Miller impersonator was walking my way, I was walking his way. I said fuck it, stepped aside for him, no problem. Even after I stepped aside the fucking dude screams “MOVE GET OUT OF MY WAY,” I yell back, “shut the fuck up nobody’s in your way” he says “Yo who you think you be talkin to like dat?” This is one of those types dudes who writes “bruh” and “jawn” and “tuff” and the 100 emoji on their instagram every night.Then the illiterate piece of shit keeps trying to shove me but can’t move me even though he’s much bigger than me. I said “yeah fuck off” and walked away…. Shit like that pissed me off especially all year, and it happened on a dailly basis.

Then when you say something back to one of them their whole posse charges after you all at once yelling “MIX ME BRUH” / “STEP OFF MY MANS” and all that fake thug shit. I don’t start with anybody, I’m nice to everyone, but these dudes want to be straight up assholes for no reason.

One of the main responses from these twisted-tea chugging troglodytes is “DOG U GET NO BITCHES” , yet they hang out with straight up Jabba the Slut looking skank hoes at kegs. I talk to a couple girls, not a lot, who actually have something positive, not HIV positive, going for them unlike these ratchet keg bitches. That’s another thing, I fuck kegs. It’s not that I’m scared that it’s illegal, it’s just all these types of motherfuckers that I hate go to these circus acts. Send them off to a fucking deserted island let them drink twisted tea and “MIX” each other” see how long that shit lasts.

Bunch of selfie taking losers, smfh man. This shit’s not gonna happen again sophmore year, any leech asking me for homework is gonna get smacked with some textbooks.

Rant over ’til next time..SOOOO much more to go over but I’m tired. Can any of you relate?