Posted 22nd November 2009 5493

When I post in a forum, please, don’t reply to my post or acknowledge my presence in any way. I would much rather that everyone would ignore me and act as if I never posted at all. I mean, it isn’t as if I’m so painfully shy that it takes me three hours to write even the shortest of messages and I don’t agonize for days over what I’ve typed at all, checking every few hours with increasing disappointment as no one says anything to me. It doesn’t drive me to madness knowing that my words are now forever out there on the internet, free for hundreds of other people to view and criticize, and not a single person found anything interesting enough in them to comment on. It doesn’t make me feel boring and self-centered at all when you pretend that I don’t exist and it certainly doesn’t further cement my childhood inferiority complex into my psyche. So, thank you, great internet people, for all your apathy towards me through the years. If it weren’t for you, I might have become some sort of confident individual or something.

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