Fuck you management

Posted 25th November 2012 47

Oh. I’m sorry. Did I ruin your Thanksgiving with a phone call that my kitchen was flooding? Was your family really pissed off that you had to handle my call about MY MOTHERFUCKING KITCHEN FLOODING? My apologies, I didn’t mean to interrupt your TURKEY DAY by having my KITCHEN FLOODING. Because here’s the thing, I actually didn’t get to MY Thanksgiving until about 8 p.m. and it started in the early afternoon. But don’t you worry. I’m sure your mildly annoyed family had good reason to be pissed at you for having to do your FUCKING JOB. You know, the one you get paid for? Oh, that’s right. You don’t get a holiday. You’re on call 24/7. Guess what, even if it’s motherfucking Thanksgiving. And I’m sorry, aren’t you the one who applied for and got the job? Did they not tell you what that entailed? Could you not be a fucking douchebag and downplay the fact that a kitchen flooding means no cooking, no getting food, having to throw away sheets and towels from stopping up gross drain water, and all the time waiting around for you to make a fucking phone call to a plumber? There’s protocol and then there’s just common fucking sense. Now you have to deal with a service fee that could have otherwise been avoided had you used your fucking head to just send someone over to STOP THE KITCHEN FROM FLOODING. Oh, and the floorboards are now warped, which could have been easily avoided had you done the SIMPLEST FUCKING THING AND CALLED A PLUMBER. God, you’re a fucking asshat for not using your fucking head. And don’t act annoyed and like I’m the one who shouldn’t be pissed, because you couldn’t do your fucking job right. Well guess what. You fucked up, you didn’t get your shit together and I had to be the one to do your job for you. Well have fucking fun dealing with your superiors at the office. I’m out of here once my lease is up at this over-priced, problem-ridden fuckhole. I hope YOUR kitchen sink backs up and that YOU can’t get a plumber and it happens on Christmas. Happy fucking holidays, asshat. P.S. Go fuck yourself.