Posted 16th January 2016 2133

For a little over the last 3 months my husband and I decided to be nice to two friends who were on the verge of being homeless, we offered them space in our tiny one bedroom suite until they found their own new place to move into……….. Boy, did that ever quickly become the biggest f**king regret of our lives… =3=

Not only were they extremely annoying, but they were also lazy and completely ungrateful… oh, and did I forget to mention f**king lazy???!?

Neither of them had jobs, nor did they plan to look for any because, “we’re disabled, we can’t work!” lazy sons of b***hes leech off the government for money, and in Canada practically any lazy bum can apply for Persons With Disability (which is a fixed source of income once a month from the Government)and OH LOOK, THEY’RE SET FOR LIFE..!! They each get 900$ a month, wach spend only 2-300$ on rent at MOST, and then spent the rest on weed, cigarettes, video games, and LOTS OF POP (no, seriously, one of them flat out refuses to drink water or else they’re GONNA DIE!!…. My a**…)

Too lazy to try and find work so that they can get paid bi-weekly, but apparently not lazy enough to go to the dispensary practically every day and buy a 20$ bag of weed, NOOOOO, if they didn’t have their fix of weed, LIFE WAS OVER!! They’d go out on a weekly basis (and by weekly, I mean every other day or every few days depending on their “findings”) and hunt for HOURS on end, for roaches and cigarette butts if they didn’t have any money (which usually is the day after pay day, which if I forgot to mention is once a month, and always on the last wednesday of the month….. =3=), or any smokes, OR any weed, OR ELSE THEY BECAME CRANKY AS F**K!!!

And not to mention, they barely ever bought groceries, and when they did, they bought useless junk food and pop, and they only ever ate when they havd the munchies, which was every hour practically, and then had the gall to b***h and complain when we didn’t offer them some of our food to eat when they didn’t have any…

They practically argued all day, all night, and when they weren’t yelling at each other, they were busy screaming at their f**king video games, CONSTANTLY!!!

Oh, and to top it all off, they treated my pets like complete dirt when me or my husband aren’t around, which resulted in my pets growing a deep hate for them. If my one older cat in partiular saw them step into the livinh room, she would stand and defend me and my husband by hissing and growling at them. He even had the audacity to try and pick a fight with her and start a screaming match with her at 3am in the bloody morning…!!! And to top off the whole laziness part of all this, the original agreement was that they would help us feed and walk the dogs if we weren’t home, at first they were all for it!! That did not last long, soon it became “our responsibility to do it RIGHT AWAY” even though we were busy at work and school, because you know, WE DON’T LEECH OFF THE GOVERNENT LIKE THEY DO!!!!!!!!!!!

Thankfully one of them has finally left, soon the other one will be gone and out of the house, take all of his CRAP (which has accumulated SO much dirt because neither of them ever showered or did laundry, F**King GROSS!!), and my husband and I and our pets can FINALLY GET OUR F**KING SANITY BACK!!!!!!! Seriously, just today alone, its 6am in the morning and for the last 3 hours he has been constantly getting angry with his xbox one, why??? Because, “THAT’S wrong”, and “THAT’S not working right”, “NO I don’t want to play with other people”, “F**K off and leave me alone”, and “SHUT THE F**K UP!!” Seriously, with his damn temper and sheer stupidity and ignorance, WHO THE F**K WOULD WANT TO PLAY WITH HIM EITHER!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!*

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