Posted 9th January 2011 3038

Today I’ve come to the conclusion that my roommate is a total imbecile. She’s gone from being a petty annoyance when she first moved into my apartment, to someone I loath & now, someone I completely pity & can’t help but laugh at. I won’t go into too many details, but this girl is the most disrespectful, self-righteous, childish BITCH on the planet, I swear. Here, I’ll give you a brief, incomplete list of the shit she pulls/has pulled:

- made me pay the bill & tip when we went out to eat because her idea of a good tip on a $20-something bill is $1.00.
- she keeps her moldy food in the fridge for days, weeks, MONTHS until i can’t handle the smell anymore & clean it all out myself. she also keeps open cans of food, uncovered plates of food, etc in there. once, unbeknownst to me, she tried balancing a plate (one of my plates, of course) of pizza on the CAP of a gallon of my milk. i wanted a bowl of cereal so when i took my milk out of the fridge, my plate fell out & shattered at my bare feet. OUCH.
- informed me that she was no longer going to pay her portion of the cable bill, yet continued to watch TV until i told her she wasn’t allowed to. (THAT pissed her off big time)
- kept her pet rabbit in the house for months (no pets are allowed), didn’t feed/water it, didn’t clean its cage & let the poor thing sit trapped in there in its own feces. I couldn’t have guests over b/c the all asked me why my house smelled like a farm. thankfully she finally gave the bunny to someone who would properly take care of it.
- she kept multiple bowls of fish & frogs on my kitchen counters where i prepare my food & couldn’t be bothered to clean the bowls out except once every decade or so.
- she dragged all her friends through my bedroom w/out asking me to climb out my window & sit on the roof that covers our front porch. when i asked her to stop, her & her friends broke out the fucking screen in the other window that led out to the roof. i came home from work one night to see a group of kids playing loud music, dancing, partying & drinking on our fucking roof. i wish now i would’ve told my landlord about that one. just the liability alone that he had if one of those drunk fuckers fell off would’ve been enough for him to bitch her out.
- she breaks ALL of my stuff. then i clean it up after her. just the other day i was picking shards of glass out of my sink drain that she got in there when she broke my bottle of toner. oh, and she NEVER pays to have any of my broken items replaced.
- every single day, every single time she goes from room to room, she slams the doors as hard as she can.
- she bitches about me incessantly on twitter, like a child. (so why am i raging about her here, you ask? because it’s anonymous & this site isn’t a frequently-traveled one by my friends)

Through all of this (and WAY more), I have really tried to remain as polite to her as possible because i am not a very confrontational person. However, a few nights ago, that all changed. it was 2:30 am when she came home. My boyfriend & I were watching the end of a movie then heading to bed. All of a sudden, we heard a huge metallic BANG!! come from the kitchen & then she slammed shut her bedroom door so hard that it shook the windows through the house. My boyfriend went to see what happened. Unprovoked, she just walked into the house, picked up my $50 frying pan & chucked it onto the floor, putting a dent in the side of it & ruining it for anytime i want to put the cover on it, since it no longer fits.

What could I do?? I forbid her to use/touch absolutely anything in the house belonging to me. Unfortunately for her, everything in this place is furnished/owned by me. Being the disrespectful moron that she is, I walked in the kitchen this morning to find her using my toaster. I pulled her toast out of it & took it away from her.

“You seriously want me to get my own toaster?” she asks.
“Yup.” i reply.
“Fuck you.” she mumbles.
“No, FUCK YOU. You think you can throw my frying pan on the floor & then continue to use my stuff as you please? I don’t think so.” i said.

Of course, she was completely guilty so she didn’t respond after that. just stormed into her room & slammed the door behind her. typical. If that bitch thinks thinks i’m going to play roulette with my possessions & risk her having another one of her psychotic episodes & break something else of mine, she’s got another thing coming. i HATE her & will be watching her like a hawk for the remainder of the time we live together. If she lays another finger on any of my belongings, shit is going down.

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