Posted 6th August 2015 211

Melbourne

I came here years ago, to play music and what a mistake
that was..
The amount of ego maniacs here I have seen I was
gob smacked, at open mikes etc, it made me want to vomit.

Comparison states..
I have been all around Australia and liked
Darwin, Perth (rocked) Queensland up north, like Cairns is awesome!

Adelaide is great if you like it more quiet and it’s safer.
The amount of violence I ve seen here over the last few years is appalling.

The night life..
I have seen girls fighting like
wild cats in Richmond inside a cab, where the inside of the door seal was
ripped off and strewn on the pavement
amongst high heels, broken makeup and
other bits of clothing.

I have seen mass brawls in the city in one night club, where there were numerous
amount of police panel vans and security cars deployed in Melbourne one night
few years ago..
I had also seen mass
brawls in St Kilda and also a friend of mine was put in hospital by a thug..

Beaches…
What can I say here, St Kilda really, Melbourne has the most ugliest beaches, not
just in Australia, but the whole planet unless you drive hours away and I wish someone
would take a crowbar to those horrible, over priced bathing
boxes pull em apart and have a huge bonfire on a beach on a cold winters
night!!

The city…
The city is ugly going over the Westgate
and traffic is always bottle necked on most roads.
The city itself is ugly and cold, it reminds
me of Gotham City with the buildings
and apartments rising like a cancer.

Infrastructure…
Public transport is almost below average
in performance for a large city..
We all know about over crowding on trams, trains and buses, which is very similar to third world conditions, this is no exaggeration, these, are facts..
So much money wasted in prettying up Southern Cross which could of been pumped
into an already over strained system..

Housing…

The terrace houses are so ugly.
I would like to drive a huge bull dozer
like the one in “Avatar” and demolish
the whole lot of them!!
This feeble attempt at architecture
of the most horrid kind is on par
with this damn housing affordability crises!!

Climate..
Weather is weather the city can’t
help that as sea water comes from the artic
in winter, and is largely responsible for why it gets so cold here..

My experience here..
From my detailed observation from living in Melbourne, it ain’t the most liveable cities by
far, and what a load if old cobblers!!!
I have a name for this place and its
nickname is “psycho city”…
Sorry, but this is a fact, as I have never
seen so many angry people living in cohesion
with one another, maybe it’s the city
itself with all its corruption and multinationals company cash cows, drug dealers, corrupt government services or an ever increasing narcissistic culture, most vile, feeding coal in the mouth of this big hungry beast we call, Melbourne…

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