Posted 12th October 2016 614

My boyfriend can be such a fucking dumbass. Like sometimes I don’t even know even know what the fuck he is thinking. He literally has issues. Like he can say the sweetest things but when I’m not there he becomes the dumbest douchebag that has ever walked the fucking planet. I like him a lot and he’s a really good guy… when I’m around but when I’m not there he becomes the most unloyal ungrateful cuntbag that can’t get his head out of his ass. I honestly do not understand what I am doing wrong to make him be such a dipshit. But then in person ugh just I like him so much and I know for a fact that he likes me a lot but I don’t even know his motive or what goes through his head when I’m not there. When we first started dating my friend told me that my boyfriend flipped a coin to see whether or not he was going to break up with me or stay with me and I was really upset. Then I talked to him about it and he said he wasn’t going to. Being the stupid dumb bitch I am I stayed with him. Everything was fine except for the fact that he couldn’t even talk to me in person for a little while, but luckily he overcame that. Like dude what the fuck I’m not going to kill you if you try to talk to me stop being such a pussy. Anyway, this past Friday we went to scream zone, and the entire time I was there with him we were fine. BUT THEN WHEN I LEFT he starts going around talking to girls. So my initials are in his instagram bio, trust me i know, it’s gay, but fuck it. The girls he was talking to saw my initials and were like “Shit I’m sorry, you have girlfriend, my bad.” and he was like “No, no, those are my moms initials, there in my bio because she died of breast cancer.” SO BASICALLY MY DUMBFUCK BOYFRIEND TOLD THESE BITCH ASS GIRLS THAT HE DIDN’T HAVE GIRLFRIEND AND TOLD THEM THAT HIS MOM DIED OF BREAST CANCER. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. THEN THE SAME FRIEND TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO FLIP ANOTHER GOD DAMN COIN YESTERDAY AND I WAS LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WHY. AND SOMEONE TOLD ME IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T MAKE OUT WITH HIM ON FRIDAY. LIKE CALM YOUR DICK I WILL EVENTUALLY. ANOTHER PERSON TOLD ME SOME OTHER BULLSHIT REASON. My friend was like you don’t deserve his bullshit, I know how much you like him but you have to break up with him. I was devastated but put on a brave face and said fine. I had this whole speech too, my best friends liked hyped me up for it too. It went like “Look I’m not just some loyal bitch that you can walk all over whenever you feel like it. I am better than that, and I don’t deserve that. If you need to flip coin to decide what happens to our relationship then I have already decided. If you are going to keep lying and manipulating me then I’m done with your shit. And I’m done with you. Guess who’s dead now bitch because it’s sure as hell not me.” Then he walks up to me and says “I don’t know what I was thinking, I fucked up, I don’t want to break up.” He looked like he was going to cry or like his puppy just died or some awful shit like that. The entire time I’m just thinking what fucking coin told you that. I couldn’t break up with him, I like him so much, and he had learned his lesson. I think. I gave him part of my speech and I fucking dominated it, but I didn’t break up with him. He apologized so many times and I forgave him. So we’re all good now. He gave me his snapchat password because he wanted to take a break from sc and instagram, so I’m keeping his streaks I WAS OPENING HIS STREAKS AND SOME BITCH ASS HOE WHO I THOUGHT WAS MY FRIEND LIKE ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS SENT HIM A FUCKING PICTURE OF HER NASTY ASS TITS SAYING “streaks hmu” LIKE BITCH WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE AND WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TRY AND SEDUCE MY BOYFRIEND WITH YOUR SAUSAGE NIPPLES. IF YOU COULD KINDLY REFRAIN FROM THAT PLEASE AND THANK YOU I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT. Crusty ass hoe.

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