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Short haircut

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Posted 16th November 2012 1119

My wife just got a really short haircut and she looks like a lesbian from an episode of Portlandia. It makes her look so unattractive. She said she was on the verge of tears when the hairdresser first cut it, but I call bullshit. When you get a haircut, you don’t first chop the hell out of it. You take a little bit off at a time. Dyke hairstyling just in time for the holidays. Way to go, wifey. I think I’m gonna grow a big fucking beard and say it was an accident.

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Posted by Anonymous 9th December 2012

I feel sorry for your wife. You sound like a complete ass. She probably lied about it being an accident because she just wanted to do something different and knew you’d react like a petulant child.

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