Posted 31st August 2016 2825

1. Watching and hearing him eat makes me CRINGE. He can be such a disgusting human being. I am constantly alerting him that no one wants to see the food that he is chewing.. He also eats his food as though it were a race to the finish line. When we eat I have to make it a point not to watch him or else I would constantly be bitching and repulsed.

2. He is a slob. I don’t mind picking up after him from time to time but the thing that gets under my skin most is that he will put his dishes in the sink (when I can even get him to do that..) knowing full well there is a dishwasher not even 2 feet from the sink… He just drops his clothes and shoes wherever constantly…

3. He over uses the word “defensive” when regarding my response (not reaction) to his incessant complaints about whatever.. He also uses the word out of context and doesn’t fully understand that there is a difference between someone being reactive and defensive vs. someone calling bullshit on the crap coming out of his mouth. But Jesus FUCKING Christ if I bring anything up that he feels is an attack on him or his character… You will see “defensive” in HD. He can be such a whiny little bitch about everything that isn’t how he thinks it should be including me…

4. He thinks he is an alpha male but he doesn’t even rank next to a beta fish… Like if for example if we were oddly placed in some dark seedy part of town and some random criminal decided to hold us at gun point for the valuables currently in our possession.. A) we would die or B) I would have to use my level III PX90 yoga skills to save us or revert back to the minimal combat training I received in the Marine Corps..

Sometimes I look at him while he is sleeping and instead of thinking aweee that’s boyfriend I love that fucking goob.. I instead find myself thinking how much upper body strength I would need to climb on top of him and smother him with a pillow.

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