Posted 8th April 2014 614

So I saw this picture on my Facebook Feed and at first I thought it was just another generic graduation picture so I decided to read the caption since those are usually entertaining. Then holy fucking gawd when it got to the part where you thank your parents for spending tons of money on your crapness, the bitch in the grad photo actually called her mother “Mum.” And I seriously can’t explain why I hate that so much BUT PLEASE PEOPLE YOU CAN ONLY CALL YOUR MOTHER “MUM” IF THAT’S HOW YOU ACTUALLY CALL HER IN REAL LIFE. IF YOU CALL HER MOM OR MAMA THEN DON’T FUCKING USE MUM. DAFUQ ARE YOU BRITISH???? THEY ACTUALLY SAY “MUM” BECAUSE OF THEIR ACCENTS. YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, YOUR NATURALLY MESSED UP ENGLISH ACCENT CAN ONLY PRODUCE MAM. CALL YOUR MOTHER “MAM,” DON’T FUCKING CALL HER MUM.

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