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stupid balls!!

Startle

Posted 17th January 2009 4331

oh my god, i’ve never been so embaressed in my whole life, i bought some of those balls, the ones that go in your pussy and roll around and feel nice? well i went out with them in and i caught a bus cos it started raining. as i was getting up though i could feel one slipping out, i clenched my muscles but that didnt work and stupid me, i was wearing a skirt and some loose pants. anyway, it fell out didnt it and made a loud clanging noise and started rolling around on the floor, i was bright red at this point and was just going to run for it, but this little old lady just had to be nice and pick it up and hand it back to me! i will never use them again!

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Posted by lololol 17th January 2009

well, thats a lesson for the future isnt it, wear some tight jeans next time!

Posted by LMFAO!!! 18th January 2009

OMG U SHOULD TOTALLY SEND THAT TO MAGAZINE THAT PUBLISHES EMBARASSING STORIES OR SOMETHING. THAT’S A CLASSIC.

Posted by LMAOOOO 12th August 2009

Oh my god that must of been so embarassing, i actually burst out laughing!!!!!
You made my night LOL

Posted by guru 23rd February 2010

lol! best story ever.

Posted by Anonymous 2nd August 2010

Whether this is true or not, it’s still an awesome story! Rock on with your pussy balls!

Posted by OH JEEZE 1st May 2011

Go buy another pair and a pair of leggings so they stay in XD

Posted by Thank you 14th January 2012

I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time

Posted by Smart Guy 9th February 2013

I know a fake story when I see it.

Posted by Wow 21st November 2014

Thanks for making me laugh, I’ve been having some pretty shitty weeks lately. That was really something :)

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