I HATE SLYDIGS AND SHIT BANTER
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DONT LIKE SKYDIGS THEN DO IT THEMSELVES, CONTRADICTION MUCH?
FANNYWIPES.
So I went away on a business trip and met a guy from another office, we got on straight away and started flirting quite a lot with each other. We went out for dinner and some drinks and the flirting kept getting more and more open and obvious, other colleagues were asking if we were seriously together. He has a girlfriend who didn’t come on the trip and I’ve never met her.
Anyway when we were out in the evening, a few drinks turned into a few more and it got so sexual between us that we ended
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(warning: crap puns ahead)
if your into essays; this is the rant for you! damn, i have a lot to get off my chest.
first of all im such a jealous bitch, which embarrasses me so much. especially when someone my age is better at drawing, singing or writing (or all of them) than me, i feel like i have to live up to their standards and i’m angry at myself because i feel like i should be as good as they are, it basically makes me feel like crap. i’m quite talented at english but i dont really get
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Dear shit friend,
You are a shit friend. And when I say shitty, I mean real shitty. There isn’t a type of shit in the world that can describe how shitty you are. The shittiest, shit in the word couldn’t produce a shit so shitty that can describe the shitty-ness of you. You’re not a shit person (ah well maybe) but you really are a shit friend.
But how could someone, especially you be this shitty!? Well of course! Since you’re such a shit friend you can’t even see how shitty you actually are!
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