Hey rude fatty in the sorority-lettered tee shirt at my hot yoga sculpt class. I know you seek penance for your night of carousing because I can smell your toxic fumes, but you picked the wrong church. You also picked the wrong woman’s mat to move so that you could be closer to the wall for support. Here’s what I should have told you before you invaded my space: You need to lose 50 lbs first and tone the heck up. Your muffin top resembling spare tire will weigh down heavily on your diaphragm,
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I crapped my pants once. Blamed the smell on a nerd. I’m such a fuckin bitch.
I HATE SLYDIGS AND SHIT BANTER
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DONT LIKE SKYDIGS THEN DO IT THEMSELVES, CONTRADICTION MUCH?
FANNYWIPES.
Funny how you can never find a decent looking one who can have a deep convo and make you laugh.
All the good looking ones are thick egos.
all the funny ones keep on wanting something fresh and all the deep ones cant be deep without being mental. Funny.
So I’ve been dating this guy for almost a year. We’ve been pretty happy for the most part, but sometimes he says things that tick me off. I don’t wanna make a big deal about what went down today, but I need to talk to someone in order to move past it. So for alittle background, I went through an experimental phase in my life. Like lots do. I found myself sexually attracted to women. I never been with a women but I find them so beautiful. Delicate and strong at the same time. I still feel
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