Most Forgiven Posts
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So i hear this song today by imagine dragons called im on top of the world and i felt like changing the lyrics
Im on top of your ass eh, im sticking my cock in your crack eh, you cant stop me now its oozing down in your bowels.
I’m a BOFH. I was born with a keyboard in my hand and a wrenching urge to abuse end users with ID-10T issues. Like a lot of my kind, we pick up other oft-related skills to augment our incomes to better have the resources to torment our victi– err… where was I?
I currently do a lot of freelance work as a web developer and designer.
Nothing sends my BOFH-Attack meter of the charts more than a client that willingly makes piss-poor user interface decisions after they’ve been ‘educated’ as to why
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ive been by your side for 2 years, yet i still cant bare to leave your side
even when u cheated on me, more times then i can count i said it was nothing, and brushed it off.
i cant trust anyone, i cant trust you, yet i let you use me when ever you want. ive made it my soul mission to please you, and yet you cant even do the same for me…
and every time i want to talk to you i stop, and hold ever little peice of it in me. i feel myself goriwn farther away farther apart from you. we have nothing
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People go on and on about how women are treated so damn great in islam and all I have to say to that is YEAH RIGHT. The fuck a man has to do is feed me, clothe me, and not beat the crap outta me. Awesome, so I have basic human rights? I’M SO FUCKING BLESSED. Heavens knows what would happen if men had the right to murder women-oh, wait, they do. If a women sleeps with a man outside of wedlock. WELL, FUCK. Wait, don’t fuck, because that’s what gets you killed. Unless you’re married to the shit,
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To that pathetic old fart sitting in the booth next to us at Denny’s: No one was looking for you or at you you self-absorbed piece of shit, the universe does not revolve around you decrepit bag of bones. We happened to be waiting for someone who was in the particular direction we were continually looking at and NOT AT YOU ASSHAT: someone we actually know and love and who was taking their eternal time in coming to meet our “starving” selves. Next time you open your stupid mouth, you better
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People. Stop having babies. For the most part, they’re ugly as all get out and they make you look and act like a fool. A blind fool. Because you keep writing the words “cute” and “precious” under pictures of your progeny that would make a sane human scream “World War Z is real!!!”
Furthermore, do not post things that make you angry on facebook. They only make the rest of us angry. Instead, post them on Raging Bile Duct.
I made this friend at uni, but I’m really getting tired of being around her. She’s constantly negative and feels free to speak her mind and piss people off whenever she wants, but won’t take the same shit from anyone else. I always have to phrase what I say carefully because I might piss her off. She’s always shooting people down and being rude and I’m so over it.
We had an assignment that was due on Monday, and she offered to do most of the work and then decided to go to the movies instead.
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YOU UNBELIEVABLE EVIL BASTARD! YOU NOT ONLY DIDNT CALL ME ON MY BIRTHDAY I HAD TO CALL YOU DO GET WHAT YOU SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AND THEN WHEN YOU GET HOME ITS ONE IN THE FUCKING MORNING ALMOST TWO AND YOU TELL ME YOUR GOING TO PITTSBURG WHEN YOU WAKE UP NOT EVEN A FUCKING CARD GRANDMOM CAME OVER AND NOT ONLY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT GAVE ME A CARD WHAT DID YOU DO NOTHING! YOU HEARTLESS SON OF A BITCH IF THERE EVER WAS A MOMENT FOR ME TO HATE BEING YOUR DAUGHTER ITS RIGHT FUCKING NOW! YOU WORK ALL
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Okay so I liked this boy for he longest time and my guy friend and my crush and I were all having this like 20 questions night. We ended up playing for like 7 hours straight on skype and it made me like my crush more. I went to the hospital a while ago and they put me on a weird med and I got loopy and I messaged him saying he was hot. He sent me so many fucking signals making me think that he liked me back. Then he gets a fucking girl friend after literally flirting with me for a year. Now
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I went in to Christal’s (an adult toy store) to buy a fleshlight and this chick was in there with her friends. While I’m surveying the merchandise this chick kept snickering with her friends being totally obvious while pretending to be all quiet and shit. If I weren’t at least a tad bit classier than this bitch I’d have turned to her and said “So suppose for a moment you’re my girlfriend, don’t worry you’d never meet the qualifications, but suppose for the moment you are. You’re going out of
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Okay here’s the thing. For about 2 minutes the media promoted thigh gaps. But then, since everyone is either too narrow-hipped (nothing wrong with that) or too fat, suddenly the media is saying they are unhealthy. Well I’m sorry lovelies but you’d better be consistent. Browsing the internet, I saw an article about declaring “war” on thigh gaps. Out of sheer curiosity, I clicked the link. Now there is some idiot ranting about how stupid it is for women to have thigh gaps, claiming it is
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH BOOZE IN THE WORLD TO DEAL WITH THE LITERALLY INSANE PEOPLE I WORK FOR LIKE MOTHER OF SATAN HOW DO YOU MAKE SO MUCH MONEY AND LACK BASIC COMMON SENSE TO A CLINICAL DEGREE WORKING FOR YOU PEOPLE MAKES ME WANT TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST AND I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU FUNCTION IN DAILY LIFE WHATSOEVER
YOU ARE AWFUL AT ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY DOING YOUR JOBS. THE REST OF THE STAFF SHOULD NOT HAVE TO NEEDLE AND BEG YOU INTO DOING YOUR JOBS. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO DO THEM, FUCKING LET US DO
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I swear everything is falling apart. My future is falling apart without me even choosing what I want to do. THIS FUCKING SUCKS. Nothing is lining up, it never has and never will. I’m sick and tired of having my future picked out for me. Fucking sick of it.
I feel so alone… my friends are all realy busy or well enough for me to dump my problems on them… My BF..(hmm,,) has been sort of distancing him self from me. no more “how was work?” “are you okay?” “can i come see you next week?” … always waiting for me to text him first…
i dont know what to do.. i’m stressed out with stuff for university, and he hasnt even tried to calm me down. told him about getting an interveiw to my FIRST choice uni… not even a well done.. i bet he forgets about my first
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To the fat woman singing under my apartment:
STOP. SINGING. NOW!!!
I hate it when you start singing to yourself! It disturbs the peace and quiet I want to get after a loooooooooong day. Plus, your singing is bad! You sing like a sock that’s been marinated in piss and horse shit for 3 weeks! And even then I think the sock is a better singer than you will ever be!
Spare everyone’s ears, put a stop to your singing pseudo-career while you can!
…Also, get some exercise in or get a liposuccion,
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